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Bridezillas That Really Need To Get It Together


Posted by
Annie N.
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On 4th March 2022

What is it about getting married that makes people monsters? Here are some bridezillas that really take the wedding cake.

Loving the mental image of a tiny Cruella Deville at this woman’s wedding

“So bloody angry my partners daughter who is going to be bridesmaid has died her hair jet black with thick grey band at the front it looks bloody dreadful I kno the wedding is a year away but honestly why would her mum dye it jet black when she is fair hair it’s gonna take a while to grow out so she is gonna be two tone I’ve just told her mum what I think and my partner has been told if it’s not grown out n still looking dreadful I’d rather chop her bloody dress up. Fml.”

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Harry Potter and the entitlement of this B

“Hey everyone!! So we are all aware that my wedding is coming up in October!!!!

I’ve already sent out all the invitations. Meaning most of you have gotten them! thanks for those who have RSVP’d already. If you have not, then please RSVP by Sunday otherwise we’re not going to be able to have you.

That being said, I would like to announce our gift registry to everyone!! To all those coming to my wedding, there are a list of gifts that you can bring. You MUST choose from the list or consult me first. There are no exceptions.

The list includes:

1. Any KitchenMaid appliances over $350, this does NOT mean regular kitchen items like an apron or a spatula. I’m talking about their stand mixer, blender, etc.

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2. Any Gucci or Louis Vuitton purses. Other purses are allowed but please consult me first

3. Any clothes OVER $400 from Calvin Klein, Moschino, or Nora’s

4. New floor tiles for the entire house (I know this one is a bit of a strech but I’d gladly appreciate it)

5. A new car or a new trim for my car, or anything in relation to the car

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7. $400 or more gift cards to any of the following places: Fifth Sak’s Avenue, Bloomingdales, Nordstrom, Calvin Klein, Gucci, Whole Foods, Sprouts, maybe even JCPenny. Other places are acceptable but please talk to me
first

8. Any Korean or Asian beauty products totalling $400 or more

9. Any HIGH CLASS paintings or decorations totalling $400 or more

10. A cash gift of $400 or more So as you can see, there are a lot of things on here. I am expecting everyone to spend AT LEAST $400 on the wedding gifts. I’ll accept slightly lower amounts as long as you tell me first. Also, everything on here is first come, first serve. Here’s a link to the spreadsheet where you can find who’s bringing what:
Remember to apply early if you don’t want to get me a Gucci purse or anything you don’t want to get!! Thanks loves! xoxo”

Ruinmyweek

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Stay home, spend a tenner on McDonald’s. Perfect day.

“Ok, I contemplated posting on this, but as time passes, I grow more inclined to do so, and I seriously need your thoughts on this…not for a friend, but for me, as I’m completely stupefied by this happening:
We received the most beautiful wedding invitation via mail and have responded well before the deadline with our choice of dinner and space for two. Days later, we receive a sweet voice mail of thanks (for responding) followed by A REQUEST FOR $150.00 TO COVER DINNER AT $75.00pp!!! OK, WHAAAUUUTTT?!?!? ……

Has anyone ever heard of this happening???? What in all of creation on planet earth?!?! Btw, This is not a destination wedding and even at those we’ve attended, we’ve NEVER had to PAY for a plate!! Help!!”

Ruinmyweek

It’s sweet that she think anyone would stand for that BS

Person1:
“Hey. I am having a wedding emergency. My photog canceled on me and I need a photog BAD. Your friend does weddings right ? She can help me?”

“Hello ??”

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Person 2:
“Sorry I just tried to call you. Give me a call when you have a minute to talk. But yes does weddings. But your wedding is this month right? She’s likely busy but I can see what I can do, at least ask for you!”

Person1:
“Its sweet that you think someone who is planning a wedding would have time for a phone call! Just text me. The wedding is the 28th. Winter Wonderland theme!!”

Person2:
“Lol. I get that you’re stressed out
but you don’t need to be condescending. I’m trying to help you here. I sincerely doubt that she’s available as that is prime Christmas holiday time, but the least I can do is ask. Her email is…”

Ruinmyweek

She was asking her guests for $1500. WTF

“Anyway. I am exhausted. I am bone tired. My heart is not the same. Its stone cold. Fragmented. Empty. I need to get away from this awful society. How hard would it to have been to f cking donate friends? Do ! matter to you? Just fucking give me money for my wedding. I won’t even sugarcoat. I won’t even pretend that’s not what I wanted. It was for a dream. I was stabbed, cheated on, and Wrk’d.

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Goodbye. See you in two months, Friendly reminder to you c*nts. Don’t think you own me. I am cutting all of you snakes off. I am living my life alone now. I only let in those I believe have good intentions. Xoxo”

Comment 1: “I have no words. You’re out of your mind, Susan.”

Comment 2: “WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU??? Who on hell EXPECTS that amount of money?”

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Left on read was too good for this one

Person 1:
Hello, I saw your ad for wedding videography, and I have my wedding coming up on September 21st. Would you be available then?

Person 2:
Hi! Yes, I would be available then.

Person 1:
Great! So hear me out. I dont have a lot of money, so I would only be able to pay maybe your gas to drive here. But, I noticed from your youtube page that you are fairly new to filming weddings. Would you be willing to film my wedding, even though I cant pay you, for some exposure on my instagram page? I have more than 30k followers and I can give you a major shout out

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How much does it cost if you don’t keep us in your hearts?

“As much as we would love for you to attend. sadly, our venue can not accomodate everyone.

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We are sure to keep you in our hearts in this celebration of love If you would like to congratulate the bride and groom, rather than a registry, they are accepting money to aid in a beautiful honeymoon.”

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We can guess why she couldn’t do it.

“I have a wedding photography enquiry I can’t do. Leave links below if you want to do this one.
June in London. Budget £1500.

Message Details:
Hello, My fiance and I are looking for a wedding photographer but are having some issues with the contracts we are coming across. We are wanting a clause that guarantees us a refund should we ever get divorced, since we would not need the photos in that situation. Please let me know if this is something you have in your contract or would be willing to add. Thank you!”

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When your *Dream* wedding rests on the shoulders of unpaid labour, is it really that dreamy?

“Toffered to shoot an ENTIRE WEDDING for $400. Four. Hundred. Dollars. (12+ hours of shooting, 24 editing) An average photography package usually STARTED at 2K. I just got yelled at for charging that much. If you don’t have it in your budget take it with an iphone, idc.”

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I’d be embarrassed to be maid of honour

“I received this hand written letter from the maid of honor two days after I sent the bride and groom (an ex employee who was stealing from my retail store) a decline response to their backyard wedding.

2014 is coming! Bride Name and Groom Name are getting married and look forward to celebrating their very special day with family and friends The bride and groom are humbly asking for a monetary gift of $200 to $300.

God Bless you!

Maid of Honor”

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If you can’t come to the wedding, you get to do literally anything else and still not have to buy them a gift.

“Also, just an FYI, if you’re invited to a wedding and you can’t attend, you’re still supposed to send a card…especially if you have a BS excuse to miss it….even more so when you’ve know about it for 2 years.”

“Literally no specific story. This is a hells spoiled bridezilla tweet but it’s true. If you can’t come to the wedding you still owe them a gift.”

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Bojack Horseman would approve but his opinion is kind of shit

“I have a story about a groomzilla. Let’s call him “my ex-husband”.

The story is prefaced by saying that whoever the bride was had been planning every little detail of her wedding since she was 6, and collecting pictures of every detail of her wedding to put in her scrapbook.

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Cut to when the bride grows up. She’s getting married, and unbeknownst to her, she’s getting married to a complete groomzilla.

His behaviours included:

– Trying to change the wedding menu to offer a nonvegan dinner option

– Setting a budget for the bride’s wedding dress, and gaslighting her when she raised concerns that it was too restrictive

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– Choosing his cousins and uncle to be his groomsmen, even though they weren’t the appropriate height, age (and level of attractiveness) for the bridesmaids

– Rejecting the bride’s suggestions to incorporate horses/horse themes into the wedding

– Wearing a hideous pocket square that clashed with the bride’s wedding dress

Shame away ladies. Namaste.”

Ruinmyweek

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Do not talk to the bride. She has a terrible personality

“Good morning

My name is ——- and I am the wedding coordinator for —– and —– Sanders. I am reaching out to all confirmed guest to do a finally head count and go over some rules and regulations of the wedding day.

First of all, are you still attending with a plus one?

Rules and regulations:

1. Please arrive 15-30 minutes early.

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2. Please DO NOT wear white, cream or ivory.

3. Please do not wear anything other than a basic bob or ponytail.

4. Please do not fave a full face of makeup.

5. Do not record during the seramony.

6. Do not check in on FB until instructed.

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7. Use #—–when posting all pictures.

8. DO NOT TALK TO THE BRIDE AT ALL.

9. Everyone will toast with Rémy. No acceptance.

10. Lastly must come with gift 75$ or more or you want be admited in.

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If you have any questions or need clarification please call me directly
Thank you.”

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That’s right Karen, I don’t think about you when I’m having a bomb ass plate of cheese sticks

“I’m getting married in 4 months. One of the bridesmaids have put on a fuck load of weight since I’ve asked her. How do I tell her nicley that she needs to take a few runs around the block daily? I don’t want a fat heffa to ruin my wedding photos. I’m so pissed off they know how much this wedding means to me and she just doesn’t give a fuck.”

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Luckily the commenters had the girl’s back

Comment 1:
“Woman don’t put on weight for no reason. Is she ok? Is she experiencing any medical or mental health issues? Have you stepped outside your own bubble to check on your friend?

Emphasis on friend”

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Comment 2:
“Karma going to ruin the fuck out your day girl how horrible”

Comment 1:
“What an absolutely disgusting and ugly thing to say about someone! I hope karma hits you hard!”

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“Simple favour”: proceeds to make unreasonable demands that just keep going

P1:
“hey girly thanks for your RSVP! Brad and I are thrilled to have you for our special day can I ask a simple favor?”

P2:
“Thanks. I’m excited and happy for you! And of course, what do you need?

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P1:
“I need you to make a custom centerpiece for each of the 20 tables if each one could be a separate Disney villain, I would DIE. Oh and could you also do a cake topper?”

P2:
“Omg..I’m flattered. But wait, the wedding is next week..that’s not enough time for me.”

P1:
“Yeah it’s next week but we figured they can’t be that long to make right?”

Ruinmyweek

How dare you take time to do this time intensive thing when I gave you literally no notice?

P2: “Actually..each wood carving takes approximately 3-5 hours of work. Painting takes another hour depending on detail. I could probably manage a cake topper — but I definitely don’t have time to make 20 centerpieces, I’m sorry :(“

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P1:
“You’re kidding! This is such short notice! What are we going to do??”

P2:
“Am I missing something? You just asked me now…a week before the wedding. I had no idea you were planning on using my art.”

P1:
“god, you clearly don’t understand the STRESS and PAIN that it takes to plan a wedding, do you?”

Ruinmyweek

Something tells me she isn’t going to have centerpieces at the wedding…or friends.

Contd.

P2:
“Um, no? But I also think you should have asked me way in advance
Maybe you could try finding stuff in iParty.”

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P1:
Go fuck yourself. Worst coworker ever. Uninvited.

Ruinmyweek

When people type this stuff out, do they use their brains?

“Hey so with my wedding, I wanted to ask if you could please make sure your tattoos are covered & could you maybe fix your hair up so it’s a natural cover? We’ve put a lot of work into our theme and I’m sorry but your look clashes with it. Even if you just put some spray or something on your hair for the night.”

“I just want it too all look perfect and I can send you some ideas nice long sleeve dresses for you to wear or just wear a jacket. If you want I can give you ——‘s number cause asked her the same thing and you two could go shopping together.”

Ruinmyweek

and yet she tried to compromise

“Umm the wedding is in summer so I’m not sure I could wear a long sleeve dress or jacket? I’m really sensitive to hea(t) so I just don’t think I can do that if it’s a hot day. I can look into a spray I guess. I definitely can’t dye it because it’s been a lot of work to lighten it to this blue & I’m planning to go a bit darker but yeah. I’ll look into some options for my hair.”

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Her one day of being a bride, but 365 days of being a monster

“I know it’s hot by it’s my one day so if you can’t suck it up I feel like you don’t really care about me or and probably shouldn’t come. I’m not asking much and it’s not my fault you get hot. Buy some makeup for your tattoos then if you want to be at my wedding you’ll figure it out. —– is in full agreement with me on this so don’t bother texting him like I know you’re planning to. If you turn up on the day without anything covered you won’t be let into the venue.”

Reply:

“Wow, so if I don’t give myself heat stress I don’t love you guys?”

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“You’re very pretty normally” is the worst compli-sult I’ve ever heard.

“Yeah I know you had an accident, but your money issues aren’t my problem. If you want to be there you will figure it out. It doesn’t matter that you’re not in the wedding party you’ll still be in photos and you will ruin them. Your very pretty normally but your look doesn’t work for my wedding and it is very fair to ask you to do something simple so that my day is perfect.”

Ruinmyweek



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